The brand new novel from number one bestselling author Bob Mortimer.   'With a long shoe you can poke about in the darkest crannies' Eric Mozzarella    Coming 2025.     Praise for Bob Mortimer:     'As a comedian, Bob Mortimer spins a shaggy-dog story like nobody else' The Guardian     'Mortimer's verbal specificity and off-kilter humour will keep his fans chuckling' The Times      'There is a sweetness to his worldview that makes his writing gently poignant... Like Spike Milligan, the only vintage comic whose fiction is still read, Mortimer has managed to use a novel as a vehicle for his distinctive comedic voice' The Telegraph